Church Bulletins Bloopers !

• The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not "afflicted" with any church.
• The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. Evening massage - 6 p.m.
• The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
• Ushers will eat latecomers
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• The Rev. Meriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
• Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
• Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
• Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? With hymns from a full choir.
• Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
• Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
• The 2009 Spring Council Retreat will be "hell" May 2 and 3.
• Pastor is on vacation. "Massages" can be given to church secretary.
• 8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
• The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
• The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment